What did we do last night that was yellow?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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