Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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