Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
