She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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