dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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