Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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