Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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