it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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