I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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