So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
i think im in europe. pls send help
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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