this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
do nipples grow back?
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