why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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