we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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