mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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