he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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