i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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