I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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