So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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