it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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