I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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