i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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