exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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