I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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