I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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