this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We need to get me chipped asap
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
