Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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