I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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