Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Slut skills are useful in every country.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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