Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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