no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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