The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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