I must be too annoying 4 u.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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