hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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