when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Dick very happy bro
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