How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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