batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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