I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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