is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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