me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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