i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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