Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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