he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she pinky promised me she was 18
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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