Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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