i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
