wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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