To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Randomize
