You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Randomize
