I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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