Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
