taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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