So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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